| Holy Resurrection - Diy Flavor Shack | 2.80 % | ||
| Macaroon - Flavorah | 2.60 % | ||
| Soho - Flavour Art | 2.60 % | ||
| Sweet Tobacco - Purilum | 4.00 % | ||
| Total Flavour | 12.00% | ||
Chris Evans (the ginger one) always kept a cat in each of his houses, the weirdo liked them to silently judge him as he masturbated; staring and swishing their tails.
Mr Meowgi, who lived in his Skegness apartment had gone missing and the housekeeper hadn't been able to find him despite a poster campaign and a cash reward. A specialist pet detective was employed but after two weeks of intense search he admitted defeat, declaring the cat must've drowned at sea, or in the boating lake.
Evans was not a man to accept this without proof and upped the reward to £500,000 and paid for billboard advertising around the resort. Holidaymakers spent their whole breaks searching for the striped moggy but fruitlessly and the reward was never claimed. Eventually, with a heavy heart Evans returned to London and instructed his housekeeper to find a new kitten.
Poor Mr Meowgi, laid on a sofa in the Butlins chalet of Paul Zerdin the ventriloquist. His 'back end' gaping and his breath shallow. He flinched as Zerdin walked in for the rehearsal, weakly trying to paw himself to safety as the cunts hand slipped inside him.
A smokey little number with vanilla, cream and caramel notes with a stodgy macaroon crammed hard in the middle of proceedings, bringing it's burnished coconutty vibe. The flv macaroon is not far off a standalone flavour, the baked coconut flavour is good and there's a chocolatey almost bittersweet note. I used purilum sweet tobacco as it shares notes of the macaroon and adds a really morish butter fudgey feel, backing it up with FA Soho as it's a decadent light RY-4 type and has a little more tobacco bite but I kept it fairly low to not overpower. The holy resurrection at this percentage gives a dark creamy vanilla which lifts it away from being a little dry, I think the balance is pretty good. It's not as dirty as it sounds, it vapes easily and I had a whole day on it yesterday without getting bored. It vapes well from the off but is better the longer you can leave it for the Soho to do it's business. Delicious.